Am rather annoyed and fed up at 15-year-olds adorned in Hell Bunny and Emily the Strange Attire shooting snotty and arrogant looks at me as I drag myself hungover around town centres in a Rob Zombie Shirt and Bootsale army Boots, so have splashed out One English Pound on a great-quality second-hand
Telletubby quilt cover which I plan to hack up and produce a dress from.
(Which will go brilliantly with the Rainbow leg warmers I've asked Santa so nicely for. And he hasn't done a good job of not hiding them in the Spare room, either. He might get cross if he finds out I've been secretly trying them on and bouncing around in front of the mirror when he's not home :P)Rabbit is conspiring with the guinea pigs to throw miniature riots whenever I walk past the cages in an attempt to both annoy me and remind me that they'd better have Christmas presents this year. OR ELSE!
Have remembered youngest sister's excellent ability to draw Manga and Anime characters and have splurged on a nice sketch pad for Christmas to encourage her to nourish her talent and get to Art College to minimise chance of ending up in a dead-end Factory like self and other sister. Sincerely hope Sketch pad will be of greater influence than the Playboy Bunny shirt I am also gifting her for Christmas *sigh*
Have four shirts left to print and wrap for Christmas presents then all done till New Year!
Have printed self a snazzy Transmetropolitan Transient-logo Christmas-present-to-myself T-shirt (deliberately two-sizes-too-big) and wandered into Forbidden Planet looking sullen and moody just like Yelena and hoping to be dry-humped by all of the fangirls (and boys!). No such luck. Mother of twelve bastards!
Cannot WAIT for Christmas. It's the only day of the year you can start drinking at 10am and no-one gets on your case for it! Have picked up the annual free Turkey from work, which is 11lb's instead of 14lbs. This one obviously didn't drink enough lager or eat enough kebabs. It probably watched Twilight several times before it died as well.
Long-term childhood friend has relocated back to the next village after buggering off to Newcastle a few years ago. Last visit was over a year ago. I reckon an abundance of alcohol and a night watching videos I taped off Kerrang! seven years ago might be in order and am definately looking forward to it.
Am feeling age with each Christmas so have requested (then un-requested but it was bought anyway!) a Gremlins Gizmo bag which will sleep next to me cuddled between my boobs in it's rightful place once it's unwrapped on Christmas Day whilst Phil recieves my cold feet and my farts at the other side of the bed.
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Charging through the snow, in a V8 Wonder-Sled,
Crashing into trees, cos I'm off me fucking head!
been smoking Billy's too, a dozen beers or more,
I'm heading to the Red-light zone, to get meself a Whore!
OH!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Santa's smoking Weed,
Mrs Claus is on the floor, she's overdosed on Speed!
Blitzen's fucked, the Elves are too, They're peaking off their Heads,
And if Rudolph snorts another line, the twat will end up dead!MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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( Damned kids never know they have it so good... )I Feel:  bouncy Whats On: Chicane: Offshore |